Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 08, 2019
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, modernism's over! taco outlet try out chimitac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Update:
Bladderwort’s Brewpub has reopened as a neighborhood CT Scan center featuring their new Barium India Pale Ale with Cascade hops.
Owners of Chat’N’Chew’N’Pay’N’Leave decry critics’ review as discriminatory and vow to install more fans.
well-i-never about 5 years ago
P.J. Piehole’s still in the clear!
tinner2000 about 5 years ago
That’s a first!
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Having worked for a national Taco chain for 2 years…that is not too far from the truth!
ChessPirate about 5 years ago
Ouspenskaya Gallery – All the paintings looked like Tarot cards (Maria Ouspenskaya played the old Gypsy woman in the 1941 Lon Chaney Jr. movie, “The Wolf Man”)
smorbie the great and beautiful about 5 years ago
I ran for the border today for my lunch. hours later, still regretting the decision.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Barium drinks are needed. Had one once. They told me not to belch till they were done. It wasn’t easy.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Modernism has made a modest comeback. But, in any case, I am partial to the Ouspenskaya Gallery & Diner. Maleva lives!
CCPL—eww!