Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 17, 2019
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Transcript:
the handprint turkey a childhood classic art form rediscovered. 1. place one hand palm down on a sheet of paper with fingers slightly spread. trace carefully around your hand with a crayon. 2. lift your hand to reveal a neatly outlined handprint. 3. using your favorite colors, add a beak, eyes, wattles, 2 legs & plumage. voila-tom turkey! turkey: gobble. gobble. 3. suddenly- chop turkey: ow, my thumb! i mean, my head! man: let's eat! boy: i get a finger! next week - tryptophan hangover cures.
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
How do you get the turkey to face left?
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Yikes! The old Pilgrim’s Manicure.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
The grim fate of turkeys or thumbs, as the case may be. ’Tis the season….