Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 25, 2019
November 24, 2019
November 26, 2019
Transcript:
24 christmas eve dad: kids, this year instead of cookies, we're leaving santa a big bowl of venison chili! kids: yay! 25 christmas day santa: mmm, what's in this stuff? 26 a nutcracker kwanzaa carol tim: hey johnny cochran, the mouse king stole my umoja. cochran: i'll get your umoja back, tiny tim! 27 sweater flashback trauma clinic. man: tiny angular reindeer - they're everywhere. counselor: have some chili. 31 post-millennium apocalyptic cult expo. sign up for cult of your choice! in event of an apoc-alypse, this may be moved to the next millennium. larry's neato cult cargo pants cult big bang cult little whimper cult tasty snacks cult anime cult january 1 new year's day commence misdating checks. lady: whoops! oh, dear! not again! bad old me! ah,
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Granny has the patience of Jobe. FIVE straight checks before she broke.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And the chili ………………
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
Granny, you’ve got me wondering about the scribbled over word that comes after ‘Ah’.
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
Love the cargo pants cult!
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Sign me up for the tasty snacks cult…
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
There’s a lot I don’t get about this.
tinner2000 almost 5 years ago
The first two dates are hilarious!
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
I hate those Angular Reindeer. And I sympathize with the mis-dated check writer.
But most of all I hope Santa doesn’t get the trots from that venison chili!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
I want a huge bowl of that venison chili. With cheesy tater tots on the side.