Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for November 28, 2019
November 27, 2019
November 29, 2019
Transcript:
here comes santa claus amid tight security, santa claus arrived today for his annual christmas-related visit. santa: ho ho ho. the press and public were kept at a distance as aides hustled the jolly old elf from one appearance to another. press: what about allegations that you've sold lists of who's been naughty or nice to multi-national corporations? are you real? can my kid have barbie's hair salon? santa: ho ho ho. spokeself tinky defrost read a prepared statement. press: how do you spell "tinky"? is "harry potter" racist? tinky: i'd like to address concerns regarding santa's schedule this year...
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
Bulletproof limo… stylish but yet very apropos.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
How far Santa, Inc., has come from the old “jolly elf” days….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Santa’s away right now. (He’s hunting giant Santa loving spiders from Beta Lyra, the Vega star system.)