Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 07, 2019
December 06, 2019
December 08, 2019
Transcript:
oop: there - how's that? man: it needs more tension on the #3 wire! lurch. highly unstable. requires patience, some u-bolts and lots of piano wire. oop: plug it in. i did. black hole fir. un-usually dense foliage absorbs lights, baubles, garlands, even tinsel! man: hey, is this cool? cannabis spruce. sap is extremely mellowing on contact. may cause irresponsible behavior. a. b. oop: that looks awful platonic fir. perhaps too ideal. renders all attempts at ornamen-tation superfluous. callow balsam. good for homes with preschool-craft-project construction-paper & glitter decor. mr. scrubby potty brush. easy installation! child-friendly! hung on a door it doubles as a wreath!
J Quest almost 5 years ago
O toilet brush, O toilet brush How lovely are thy bristles…♩ ♪ ♫ ♬
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
It just gets better and better, doesn’t it WCraft? How many Christmas season panels did he do, I wonder?
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Passed on or not, Mr Thompson is still one of the best.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
I will never look at Christmas trees in the same old way again, not after these….