Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 16, 2019
December 15, 2019
December 17, 2019
Transcript:
24 christmas eve dad: kids, this year instead of cookies, we're leaving santa a big bowl of venison chili! kids: yay! 25 christmas day santa: mmm, what's in this stuff? 26 a nutcracker kwanzaa carol tim: hey johnny cochran, the mouse king stole my umoja. cochran: i'll get your umoja back, tiny tim! 27 sweater flashback trauma clinic. man: tiny angular reindeer- they're everywhere. counselor: have some chili. 31 post-millennium apocalyptic cult expo. sign up for cult of your choice! in event of an apoc-alypse, this may be moved to the next millennium. larry's neato cult cargo pants cult big bang cult little whimper cult tasty snacks cult anime cult january 1 new year's day commence misdating checks. grandma: whoops! oh, dear! not again! bad old me! ah
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Is that RBG on January 1st? I expected better of her.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
A venison chili cult sounds like fun.
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
Betcha she said ‘Ah, Fudge’.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
It’s a very busy and serious Time of Year….