Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 02, 2020
January 01, 2020
January 03, 2020
Transcript:
the language of valentines i think you're ducky! cute little card "i love you. let's elope at recess." scented bath salts "i love you, but you have smell issues." expensive perfume "the scented bath salts are not working." a single perfect rose "i love you anal reten-tively." a single perfect chocolate "i love you, but i got hungry." lacy under-things "i'm thinking of tyra banks - no! you! i'm thinking of you." huggwub beargram & jellybeans "my ardor for you dwarfs that of romeo for juliet - o! fain would i linger in thy sweet arms but alas! for i've eaten all the jellybeans, too."
J Quest over 4 years ago
Last two panels = Nearly bare and merely bear.
well-i-never over 4 years ago
I doubt Charlize Theron would be offended by a gift of perfume, but I’m not going to risk it. Cute card it is.
danholt over 4 years ago
‘A single wed wose, how womantic!’
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
FRESH D CELL BATTERIES. I love you, but I know you enjoy your “alone” time.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Would that single chocolate be the infamous “*Spring Surprise?*”
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Some people can’t keep their hands off the candy….
gbars70 over 4 years ago
TOO LATE!! Go give your creepy underwear to Tyra…