Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 11, 2020
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Transcript:
march skywatch new used gibbous bilious sullen boorish virago spot lacto the milk carton booties teleprompter the big zigzag pudding cup speculum rictus gary the cvs assistant manager jellomold hello stargazers! well, this month the night sky is a mess, an incoherent mishmash of second-rate constellations. frankly, i've done dot-to-dots on bennigan's kid's menus that were more compelling. also, the planets are all clumped up in one corner, including some that don't even belong in our solar system. this seems unnecessary, wasteful even, and is best ignored. oop: "chapter one- the infomercial" finally, the annual "insipid" meteor shower promises fitful glimpses of random flaming space lint. why bother? go watch tv, or work on your novel, or both.
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
Thanks and keep sending money.
J Quest almost 5 years ago
Boorish, huh? I never knew one could be mooned by the moon…
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DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
If we had a stronger federal government, the planets wouldn’t be allowed to clump up like that. Maybe we should be a wall to keep out the undesirable planets.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Watching the Insipids used to be such fun! Or was that just the accompanying gin-and-tonics?
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
Flaming space lint indeed!