Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 28, 2020
January 27, 2020
January 29, 2020
Transcript:
cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shotbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less that 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter: produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contain highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
well-i-never almost 5 years ago
Dey fell off a truck.
J Quest almost 5 years ago
One of my favorite R’s P. A. I love the panic-inducing girl scouts, and that last cookie is a real scream!
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
THINK MINTS. Minty, yes, but laced with hallucinogens.
chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Squirrel gout cookies
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Hide! No cookies! No cookies!
We’re hopelessly outnumbered; there’s a whole troup of them and they’ve surrounded our position!