Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 05, 2020
June 04, 2020
June 06, 2020
Transcript:
vacancy inn welcome colicky shriners 4 this place was- 5 on whose screen porch did you spend a sweltering afternoon with a tepid bottle of mr. pibb & some dietetic crackers watching a small dog run in tight circles? gino's cement garden crap outlet 25 acres of values cashier enter 6 how long did it take your mom to buy a 30 lb. garden chipmunk here? -answers- 1. ghastly stomachy-bladderoid thing that scared you off the beach for a whole day. 2. booster seat mishap, sbarros, nj turnpike. 3. a. ohio. b. virginia. c. missouri. 4. terrible. and the cable wwas out. 5. either great aunt blanche's or great aunt mina's, i forget. 6. you'd still be there if you hadn't thrown up in that flowerpot.
well-i-never over 4 years ago
Shoot. I got number five wrong again. But then again, maybe I didn’t.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
As a kid, we traveled across the country with Dad while he played on the PGA Tour and we saw our fair share of weird and whacky stuff. Even in Canadia.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
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