Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 25, 2020
June 24, 2020
June 26, 2020
Transcript:
annual handy candy halloween treat giving guide pikachu: i'm a pokemon! how trite! he gets a circus peanut. knock-off: i'm a harry potter knock-off! that's more like it! give him some genetically-engineered candy corn. goiter: i'm a big goiter! give her some quinine. ghost: i'm a ghost! unimaginative and hazardous. give him one pez, tops. child: i'm at at-risk child of divorce, poor child-care & slack school standards whose self-destruc-tive impulses lead me to dangerous costume choices. scary! give him some ritalin.
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
Single Pez Halloween handouts? Brilliant!
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Give #4 a BFA scholarship.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Not bad. But best: turn off the lights, take a nap, pretend to be not home….
well-i-never over 4 years ago
Goiter – or that thing from The Prisoner!