Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 21, 2020
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Transcript:
potholes like the eskimos who supposedly have dozens of words to describe types of snow, drivers have developed a vocabulary for pothole varieties. here are a few. a "rimshot" is your common basic tire-chewing, wheel-misaligning pothole. somewhat worse is a "scrapmaker," which often causes spontaneous automotive disassemblage. man: well, blow the horn. the "pit of carkoon" type is home to a tentacled monster cap-able of devouring everything up to a ford bronco. in a "k street kanyon," erosion has revealed past geological ages down to the pre-cambrian, attracting paleontologists & tour groups.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Attention, K Street Kanyoneers: incoming!
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
My daughter just blew a tire and had two bent rims from objects unknown. I now have picked from every salvage yard in a 25 mile radius.
DCBakerEsq about 4 years ago
“Crater of Doom.” Woe to Chevys, Toyotas, and small, unattended children.
gbars70 about 4 years ago
That car is making it’s second attempt at spanning the treacherous KSK Gorge.