Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 13, 2021
February 12, 2021
February 14, 2021
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac safe room tips by richard thompson ow that you've chosen your "safe room" & sealed it with duct tape, you'll want to stock it with enough emergency supplies to last 3 days, including batteries, flashlights, food & water. and look around your house - you may find other useful items - kid: this swell parakeet can help us determine air quality. mom: a #4 coffee filter, worn over the nose, provides a reassuring sense of false security. dad: dibs on grandpa's old deep sea diving outfit! also, to pass the time, you may want to add a few "luxury items", things like games, puzzles, etc. twister twister monopoly spam yoo hoo kid: right foot blue! mini gherkins or you can make your own fun. try telling jokes about the french. dad: you know what the french are contributing to the war on iraq? mime fields! mom: ha ha ha. you're a regular jerry lewis, you are. kid: the parakeet just fell over. a&s d.v.c.
jmcenanly almost 4 years ago
With very little updating, this could apply to the current COVID crisis.
Pocosdad almost 4 years ago
Spam, YooHoo and mini gherkins….mmm, good eatin.
kesting almost 4 years ago
This is crazy, I’m convinced once again that Richard was a prophet.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
At our house, we don’t have a ‘safe room,’ but we do have a ‘safe word.’
Just in case.
Mayor Snorkum almost 4 years ago
I see they’ve got the major food groups covered: Spam, Yoo Hoo and gherkins.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Anybody know the meaning of “A&S.D.V.C.”?
chromosome Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’ve seen people wearing masks like that… now I know how they made them ;-)
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
“Safe” is a relative term. The more relatives, the less safe.
Alas, poor parakeet!