Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 13, 2021
April 12, 2021
April 14, 2021
Transcript:
signs of halloween richard thompson headless parking meter maids. entire d.c. government and school board is replaced by pod people. services improve slightly. the angel of death is observed driving a 30-ton truck without a license. man: it's nothing woman: we're fine. a number of lawyers are found completely drained of blood but otherwise o.k. guy: all profits from the sale of these lightbulbs go to further our research in corpse re-animation at dinnertime you get a courtesy call from beyond the grave.
Cpeckbourlioux over 3 years ago
…and headless parking meters.
well-i-never over 3 years ago
Ooooooo…Esquire takes another hit. Maybe he won’t see this one today.
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
The lawyers were called in for an office conference and were volunteered to donate to the board.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
No change there for the lawyers, except maybe they miss blood-sucking. And I think all politicians are Pod People….