Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 07, 2021
May 06, 2021
May 08, 2021
Transcript:
november 18th is mickey's birthday! how much do you care? manifest disney the five warning signs bird: how do you like your eggs? 1. little forest friends greet you each morning. man: it's a small spoonful of hakuna matata after all 2. a happy song vanquishes your troubles man: gawrsh 3. you experience spontaneous digit loss. also, your ears stop working in perspective. zzzzzz 4. while you sleep, michael esiner & his imagineers iron the wrinkles out of your brain. man: it could be worse. i could be a hanna barbarian! dude: heathen 5. but you're cool with it.
gbars70 over 3 years ago
Wonder when Walt’s going to strike Eisner with a bolt of lightning?
jmcenanly over 3 years ago
These days, that ‘happy, little tune’ could be either, “Avenger assemble” or "The Mandalorian
jmcenanly over 3 years ago
These days, that ‘happy, little tune’ could be either, “Avenger assemble” or “The Mandalorian”
k8zhd over 3 years ago
It’s been a while since my ears stopped working in perspective, and I could use a bit of brain ironing now and then. Does this mean I need a Disney fix?
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
About The Mouse I don’t give a rat’s a$$.
Disney Corp is evil!