Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 23, 2021
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richard's poor almanac by richard thompson ennui karzaihat jejune bondo blah lugubri the sad clown pods pods the storage unit pabulum el brendel man: peeyoo. woman: yick. december skywatch the december sky is noted among sky watchers for its many uninspired constellations & tedious planet formations. the famous danish astrono-mer tycho brahe (1546 - 1601) once called the december sky "really boring" & "stupid." interest-ingly, brahe had an artificial nose made of silver1. and a pet moose2. he told people he'd lost his nose in a duel3, but conceivably the moose bit it off.4 woman: i give up. man: me, too. pweeeeee and, for anyone out there who cares, the geminid meteor shower peaks next week! as always, it promises to provide many, many lulls between actual meteors! prime viewing will be monday night, but don't wait, get out there now, be-fore all the good spots are taken. hurry! 1. true! 2. true! 3. true! 4. probably not true.
Cpeckbourlioux over 3 years ago
Fact or fiction? Both.
fritzoid Premium Member over 3 years ago
A Møøse once bit my sister…
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I have an artificial appendage made of silver. Guess which one.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Three out of four is not a bad Truth Ratio….
Who is so dumb as to stand out in the cold to watch a December Sky anyway?
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 3 years ago
El Brendel was the star of “Just Imagine”, Hollywood’s first major science-fiction musical. Also Hollywood’s last major science-fiction film of any kind for over 20 years. It’s available on YouTube. Watch it, and see how many props, sets, and scenes were edited into “Flash Gordon”.