Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 28, 2019

Sorry, it just kind of stuck to my hand. Things tend to do that a lot.

I thought you said ‘help yourself to God!’

I’m thinking this guy’s lawyer should not have let him take the stand!

I wonder how they swear in an atheist. I’m thinking it’s pretty much the same thing, they just change the last part to “So help you Darwin”.

Retired LE.,,, there are people like that.

I’m thinking maybe you should let him keep it. Maybe he’ll read it…

Well you handed it to me, I figured you wanted me to have it.

It takes a vile criminal to steal a Bible.

He didn’t promise that.

And while you’re at it, don’t take the stand. Just leave it there.