bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 19, 2019

But in this case she was assigning milking duties to serfs on a farm.

In the 16th century at best Oprah would have been the head housekeeper and in charge of designating chores.. like milking cows.

And (pointing at a little round-headed kid) you get a rock!

“And you get my goat!”

I am always amused by the adulation for this “brilliant” businesswoman.

So smart that she didn’t realize that the vast majority of her viewers don’t have basic cable.

There were Pontiac cows?

What does Oprah have to do with cows?

and you get…DEATH