Monty by Jim Meddick for July 30, 2019

Solar powered ??

I’m still waiting for the sunblock pills.

Logically, an SPF 10 mixed evenly with an SPF 15 would result in an SPF 12.5. Not sure how the Chapstick would factor in…

So by that logic, if I put on 50spf sun block twice, I get 100? Nope.

Stay home its 100.

Maybe if you mix 10 with 15, assuming you cover yourself exactly 50-50 with it, you’ll get 13.5, the average of the two. The 10 is doing nothing but weakening the 15. Or, it could be, you still get 15, whatever the strongest is, if it can’t be diluted by the weaker. Any chemists reading?

My preferred sunblock — with SPF of about 10,000 — is a roof.

I enjoy not having this problem when I go out.

Forget the calculator, get a brain.

Just rub your body with garlic oil; you’ll smell so bad even the sunlight will avoid you…

What we need is a variable melanin layer and an ultraviolet subcutaneous blocker.

Combining a 10 with Dehlia’s 15 will just water it down (maybe to a 12 1/2), Monty, not add on more SPF, you cretin! Here’s an idea. Go to the nearest store and buy some SPF 35 or higher….

When I apply sunscreen, I start sweating so hard that the sunscreen is gone immediately. Moreover, the oil hurts my eyes and the sweat makes me burn even faster.