Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 31, 2019

“I could care less if I’m convicted!”

He was probably arrested by the grammar police.

And that children is why it is important to speak properly and use the correct words in the correct context (!)

But it’s not really a confession. “It’s true that I did not do ‘nothing’, but the things that I did were not the things of which I am accused.”

I couldn’t care less, period!

I read that in the English language, two negatives will produce a positive, yet two positives do not produce a negative. I thought to myself, “Yeah, right”.

………..or a group of liberals.

Double the negatives, double the fun!

I did not not just read this comic.

He’s going to try AND walk that confession back? (He can multi-task and do two things at once).

It’s not easy being an English major.

Next defendant is a panda bear who, according to witnesses, eats, shoots, and leaves.

Still later, a man accused of animal abuse will swear that he was only helping his Uncle Jack off a horse!

Some other dude done it. I seen him!

I’m not an English major, but double negatives just drive me crazy.