Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 31, 2019

  1. Pirate63
    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    All of the embarrassing and shocking headlines seem to begin: " Florida man… " One of the reasons I moved out of Florida after living there for 15 years. I didn’t want to be that guy!

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    PO' DAWG  about 5 years ago

    Senior couple visiting Florida were arguing about the correct pronunciation their distention. He said, “It is Kiss a me.” She said, “No it is Ka seeme.” So they decided to pull in at the next possible stop and ask so they hear the correct pronunciation. They both went inside and asked a young man, “Where are we?” The young man replied, “Burger King.”

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  3. So long charlie brown copy
    mlester101 creator about 5 years ago

    I’ve been here 6 years. A few blocks from the ocean. LOVE it.

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    corpcasselbury  about 5 years ago

    Why would anyone, naked or not, burgle a Little League concession stand? It’s not like there’s going to be anything of real value there, and even if there was, ripping off kids is totally despicable.

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