The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 01, 2019

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    Yontrop  over 5 years ago

    Make that nuts berries and chocolate chips. Gummy bears in Ice cream is especially an abomination.

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    Gary Porro Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And the the non-New England audience is completely lost on that punchline. :D

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    ajr58  over 5 years ago

    stranahan’s whiskey ice cream

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    Totalloser Premium Member over 5 years ago

    It’s Sprinkles not Jimmies man!!!

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    Katecst  over 5 years ago

    Sweented condensed milk is the way to go.

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    contralto2b  over 5 years ago

    If I can’t have sprinkles (or jimmies – I learned both), I’m not having it. To me, ice cream is just a reason to have a bowl full of jimmies. 1/3 of a bowl of jimmies on the bottom; a bit of ice cream in the middle 1/3 and the other 1/3 (or more) filled with sprinkles on top.

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    GaryCooper  over 5 years ago

    I didn’t know ice-cream jimmies were made out of kids named Jimmy. So crepe Suzette is made of … And spaghetti Alfredo is …

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    GaryCooper  over 5 years ago

    Everybody know this joke, right? Olive oil is made from olives. Corn oil is made from corn. Walnut oil is made from walnuts. And baby oil is made from …

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    Same reason he doesn’t use baby oil…

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