Strange Brew by John Deering for August 03, 2019

Sincere aloofness with occasional scent swipes. Often misinterpreted as affection. First wife…..

Until she is asleep and then the pounce.

Works every time….people are such suckers for a leg rub

Purrfect strategy.

That’s what you tell your friends anyway. Now go back to sleep.

Cats do that to mark their owners as ‘mine’. They want to rub their scent onto you.

Groucho Marx, “Sincerity is the most important thing. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

We’re on to your tricks.

And the ones who don’t shave often enough are the best for relieving my itches!

Cats, like politicians, can be understood by simply asking “what’s in it for them?” Politicians don’t really want to mark their scent on your shins, and wouldn’t admit to wanting ear and chin scratchies, but otherwise, very similar…

And you even got my two cat’s colors right!