Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 09, 2019

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    bitsy twill  over 5 years ago

    And while you ponder that, I will illustrate how to fold a crude paper airplane.

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    kdizzle  over 5 years ago

    Ed: “And the Flemings aren’t even white!”Hadley: “Not now, Dad!”

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    Ravenswing  over 5 years ago

    There are families to my certain knowledge in the poverty-stricken school district in which my wife taught the last four years where an air mattress would be a step up by way of furnishings.

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    TheBrownStarfish  over 5 years ago

    P1, Mr. Ballard must be Italian.

    P2, Hadley, are you saying Tiki and his slow sister slept on the same air mattress?

    P3, And as you know, all good parasites kill their host.

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    nuncanunca  over 5 years ago

    “Well, that might help indicate the difference between a resident and a non-resident, yeah. Especially when he has a fully furnished home elsewhere. Sometimes reason and evidence do make an appearance, in legal disputes. "

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    Mr Reality  over 5 years ago

    In all reality , so that’s where the Thorp kids are staying with a host family .

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    Charks  over 5 years ago

    Next on Judge Judy …

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    bearwku82  over 5 years ago

    P3- Tilki is going out for paper football participation?

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    Bluedarter  over 5 years ago
    State Champion Gil has anticipated this power move against his decades of brutal domination(“He got rid of his own kids!”). While his consigliore is baffling Ballardo ( noted hand expert TBS detected the Sicilian heritage), Gil has put the word out to all the "host’ families: Go to the mattresses!
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    hifirick1953  over 5 years ago

    p1 Might be the worst hand drawing yet. Looks like he has six fingers on the one hand.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago

    So you are saying that people that live in unfurnished apartments can’t attend your school and play football?

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    So if someone in another state wants to attend Milford, they should let them. Because they’re still a student!

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    Irish53  over 5 years ago

    Did slow sister make the origami too?

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    Irish53  over 5 years ago

    Justice for all! Based on HvB’s logic, any HS can admit kids, especially athletes for revenue sports like football and basketball, to the school, as long as the have an air mattress and an unoccupied address to claim as theirs. I didn’t know they taught that at U of C Law School, but that must be one reason why that school is considered one of the best! Either that or R&W are senile.

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    Bluedarter  over 5 years ago

    Over the decades Gil has solicited significant ad revenue for MHS billboards from Serta and Beautyrest. It’s rumored that HvB has ‘My Pillow’ tattooed on her rear.

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    Mopman  over 5 years ago

    What’s with this host family crap now? I’m no expert, but is that a thing for school? I mean, for normal situations? I can see a host family for a foreign exchange student. And speaking of exchanges, if you don’t like today’s Mopped Up Thorp strip, you can always exchange it for another, equally crappy one.

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    Bluedarter  over 5 years ago

    Marty Moon was wondering who all those jock- looking kids were in the rooms next to him at the NoTell Motel. He was envious and it wasn’t his business, but they were downing tequila shots and hollering “Host!” and laughing. Was that Kaz’s car he saw? Damn DTs!

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