Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 05, 2019

Let’s hope for either a girl, or one heck of a baseball player (or both).

LOL x 10!

You may also enjoy today’s “Argyle Sweater”:

https://www.gocomics.com/theargylesweater/2019/08/05

In the latest sign of the end of civilization as we know it, I was in a discount dep’t store recently and found an extensive display of pinatas. Among them was a sizable number shaped as a pile of poo.

Maybe they’re scanning the wrong area & he needs to have a bowel movement!

It’s a girl.

It’s a piñata, not a piñato.

At least it wasn’t “3 Musketeers”!

I expected Skittles.

Ooooh WAIT! There seems to be more….

The cartoon made me Snicker!

Cartoon reminds me of the old Redd Foxx (remember him, the dirty joke comedian?) “I wanna get in there with MY butter finger!”

Little Debbie?

Seems more like a Candy-Gram, but that would mean Mongo would be the father.

I do miss the Viva Pinata Saturday Morning cartoon.

Oh, Henry!

Looks like she a tootsie roll.

As usual, this calls for a C-section – so bring me the wooden stick!

Ha ha, Cute!

My bestie has a poop emoji blanket, pillow, pillow case, and sheet set….. no clue how she go those though