Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 13, 2019

That car sounds like another Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang.

EPA what EPA?

For the current EPA, his car is about par.

Make that EPA’s LEAST wanted list.

Why? I like Desoto’s.

I remember when cars like these were the height of “coolness”. . . now they just look big, bulky and clumsy . . . LUV my Honda Civic. . .

EPA, does that even exist in this administration?

In this administration, the EPA is ON the most wanted list.

It ain’t the age. It’s the MILEAGE.

Try walking.

Considering that that Desoto is at least 60 years old and the average car life is about 5-10 years, by driving that old junker Cosmo has contributed to the environment by keeping several tons of junk steel out of the landfills.

Okay – the car just broke it’s leg. The humane thing to do is to shoot it and put it out of it’s misery.

That tube between the exhaust manifold heatexchanger and the choke thermostat must have gummed-up again.

I think it is now off the ‘most wanted list’, since the EPA just took it out with an airstrike.

NASA ! We Have Lift Off !

" Man this sure BLOWS our plans on going for a ride !"