Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for August 06, 2019
August 01, 2019
August 08, 2019
Transcript:
Dicky: Champ slow down no running Tommy: Dicky, you gotta relax! Let a kid be a kid. Dicky:You don't understand, Tommy, you don't have kids. I'm not just worried about his safety, i'm also trying to get on with my day! If he falls down there's crying, and clean up, and band-aids, and so on.It's a huge hassle! Tommy: God do you hear yourself ?? I mean c'mon c'mon mom and dad never- Dicky: I know I know *Trip crash* Baby: Augh! Dad! My everything is bleeding! Dicky: son of a b*tch. Tommy: Dud you oughta do something about that.
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Norris66 over 5 years ago
Ouch Iodine? I’m fine dad.
Jethro Flatline over 5 years ago
It’s good to know I’m not alone!
Madzdad the bard over 5 years ago
Just say what my mom always said, “Rub some dirt in it!”
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Do they have a younger brother named Harry?
CatStaff Premium Member over 5 years ago
And 70 years later my body keeps reminding me that I disobeyed my mother’s “No running, girls!”