Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for October 29, 2019
Transcript:
Baby:Hey, dad? some kid told me santa claus wasn't real. He said it's just you and mom. Dicky: Well I was hoping that we wouldn't have this conversation for a long time. But I guess I don't have much choice now. Dicky: See the truth is champ.. Dicky: A lot of kids suck. Baby: I knew it
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Nooooo! So is it true about the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy? GASP!
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
But what about all those documentaries?
Elf, Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, The Santa Clause, Miracle on Thirty-something Street
Julie478 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Bonus Panel:
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/santa-spoiler-bonus-panel/
Madzdad the bard about 5 years ago
When mine asked me that I told them that it was a tradition that they had graduated into and that they must now keep the secret. I think they felt like they had been initiated into a secret (Santa) society and loved it.
StackableContainers about 5 years ago
Just like Santa Claus, he would have figured that out for himself at some point.
CyborgNinja about 5 years ago
Imagine him saying that to the other kids! Lol.
LukeTedder about 5 years ago
true very true
TheAtomicPunk almost 4 years ago
why do parents try to trick kids? lying bastards. they are bullshitting a kid for their own amusment
SamuelZhao over 3 years ago
They had us in the first half, I’m not going to lie