Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for August 25, 2020

You’re so ducked up….

Being Dr. Strange might be nice.

another “devourer of worlds” was the true form of Pennywise.

Two schmucks and a Shiva.

I’d want the ability to read message boards with no one the wiser. The Lurker

Of course, having the power wouldn’t necessarily mean I would USE it.

I’d settle for the ability to turn 2d objects into 3d and vice versa. Swerve into my lane? Boom! Wall!

Finally someone that thinks out of the chorus.

X-ray vision would just show skeletons. Not my kink.

Of course, this is one of those FL gags that don’t really make sense with ducks who almost never wear clothes.

Fire. So I can master flight, be bulletproof, and never have to suffer winter (especially when the heater gets busted).

My man.