Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for November 12, 2020
November 10, 2020
November 17, 2020
Transcript:
Dicky: Look at these adorable jammies with, like, 30 goddamn snaps up the front! You're gonna love the hell outta this at 3am!
Why I don't get invited to baby showers anymore.
I have always maintained that children, like fine wine, should be kept in a cool, dark place until sufficiently mature. Of course, if my parents had practiced that I’d still be in that cool, dark place…and I’m a rather old fart.
Charliegirl Premium Member about 4 years ago
Same here! I don’t say those things but I used to think them. Now I just don’t attend.
allen@home about 4 years ago
Shouldn’t have had that third glass of wine.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
LOL! ……wish I had thought of that….brilliant!
Julie478 Premium Member about 4 years ago
✨Bonus Panel✨
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/baby-shower-bonus-panel/
Indianapolis Smith about 4 years ago
Those are for GRAMMA’s house! Bwa ha ha!
cracker65 about 4 years ago
Rerun
edreajr about 4 years ago
I have always maintained that children, like fine wine, should be kept in a cool, dark place until sufficiently mature. Of course, if my parents had practiced that I’d still be in that cool, dark place…and I’m a rather old fart.