Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for June 22, 2021
June 17, 2021
June 24, 2021
Transcript:
How to avoid irritating children's toys Before buying, push the button. Does it make an annoying sound? Now push the button a million friggin' times because that's all your kid's gonna do.
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alcorn over 3 years ago
https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/irritating-toys-bonus-panel/
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
I removed all annoying sound devices before giving it to the kids!
MickMaus over 3 years ago
The same criteria can be applied to dog toys. :-)
John9 over 3 years ago
I thought this was how you pick a gift for someone else’s kid.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago
After the battery died:
“I’m sorry kid. It’s broken. I don’t know what’s wrong with it.” (I wasn’t “The Daddy Who Could Fix Anything!”™)
tim over 3 years ago
Giving a kid a noisy toy without an off switch is a low-key way of telling the parents that you hate them.
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
That will just encourage your kid to buy it.
Nate Wright (Mischief God) over 3 years ago
Get used to it man
Cute Ice Cream (Cute Cookie Bear) over 3 years ago
I had a toy like that but I was too scared of being annoying to even think of doing that