Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for June 29, 2021

Two maniacs in one house. What can go wrong 0_o

So you didn’t learn your lesson the first time? You had to go and pop out another kid?

Just remember: they got it from you. Or the woman you chose to be your mate.

The first is trial and error,the second is annoying doing the same things the first one did!

Any time my oldest sister coughed, my mother rushed her to the doctor. One time I swallowed a quarter and my mother told me she was subtracting it from my allowance.

I’m the 3rd. By the time I came along I wasn’t allowed to bug my Mum unless I was bleeding profusely, or someone was attempting to kidnap me. Luckily I had tons of woods & creek to explore and generally stayed out if trouble. I did once or twice walk the tracks to a city so dangerous it regularly outrank Detroit & Chicago for crime statistics. But I rarely bugged my Mother!

Mine came two at a time. and they are the only ones I have.

https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/whats-wrong-with-the-kid-bonus/

Well they are related to you aren’t they?

Hilarious