WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 12, 2019

Au contraire, my daughter was fun to raise.

I thoroughly enjoyed raising my sons. I now thoroughly enjoy watching them make their way in the world.

Maybe WuMo was referring to the Spouse!

I never had this problem but I’m sure there are many parents who their kids were on their last nerve….Oy

Every Jan 20 since 2017.

I thought this was a party thrown by the white house staff every January since 2017.

The fork in the outlet reminds me of an incident from middle school. My English teacher was fresh out of college, and very naive. One of the boys asked her if paper would conduct electricity. She responded, “I don’t know. That is a question you should ask your science teacher.” She then turned back to the board and started writing. I knew this was going to end badly. He said, “Only one way to find out,” and jammed a bent paper clip that was held in his book into a light socket. It was quite spectacular…and the teacher didn’t even notice. She was later hospitalized with a nervous breakdown.

Not sure how I survived my great-nieces and great-nephew visiting me for only 3 weeks, and both of their parents were here with them!

My older brother is still an out-of-control psycho maniac at age 68. He has been in the crazy jail for the last 20 years and swears he will kill us when he gets out.