The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 09, 2019

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 5 years ago

    You’d think they’d go extinct.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago

    C’mon, you two. Show some backbone. Oh, wait. ;^.^

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    Zykoic  over 5 years ago

    Could improve your memory.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Egad. Just when you think you’ve seen the weirdest aliens….

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    “Love hurts” -NAZARETH

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    Auntie Socialist  over 5 years ago

    “I always loved the way you used to kiss me on my polyps!”

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    ♫♪ I’ve had the blues, the reds, and the pinks. All I can say is, love stings" ♪♫

    - J Geils Band (mostly)

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    osceola  over 5 years ago

    Is that a Sea bed?

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    I guess we’ve both been a little soft.

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    “I just don’t get that tingling feeling any more.”

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    Blame it on those Portuguese men of war.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 5 years ago

    … he said in a stinging rebuke.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “I don’t know if it’s you, Cynthia. We all look alike.”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    This kind of kills the joke:

    Jellyfish can’t sting themselves. It works because jellyfish tentacles aren’t inherently venomous. Rather it’s the nematocytes__special cells that line the tentacles. When touched, nematocytes fire off microscopic quills that lodge in a victim and pump in the venom. This weapon comes with a built -in safety switch. Chemoreceptors turn the nematocyte on or off. If the receptors pick up the chemical signature of the jellyfish’s own species, nothing happens.

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