Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for August 05, 2019

At least she’s honest.

You are aware you are talking to a dog?

Sophie isn’t a good girl while they’re there, once they’re gone all bets are off

Reminds me of some people I’ve met – promise you anything until you’re out of sight.

I absolutely love this one! Even as I tell my dog this stuff, I know she’s just smiling at me to humor me. I don’t even try with the cat.

So; you don’t believe in crates or bathrooms or at least a basement?

…which wasn’t directly specified in the list of things not to do, so Sophie’s totally covered here.

“Not gonna lie, I’m not retaining any of this.” I love Sophie.

Good candidate for a crate, when your gone.

You’re giving her ideas.