Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 08, 2011

How low Guiness World Records have fallen…

It’s good to have goals.

I do not have an actual mouth. I absorb gummy bears through my skin.

And now I have heard, Bristol Palin is writing her memoirs.

Dark energy and FTL are already covered.

Selective sterilization would solve all of that one.

I have to admit, I like the lines on that FTL ship.

Neptune, don’t let the Chinese see that, they may copy it!

Is it cheating if you swallow?

It’s called de-evolution. We’re on a slippery slope back into the primordial ooze.

And as if that wasn’t bad enough, some Earth folks actually see the “Jersey Shore” douches as people to be admired. (shudder)

I knew those hula-hoop and pogo stick jumping contests would lead to much worse!

At least the Earth kid has a good idea of his capabilities.

Aren’t faster than light ships already invented in Brewser’s “universe?” How else have there been so many contacts with aliens?

(They’ve already been invented, but the kid wants to build one on his own.)