Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 28, 2019

Ponch has taught fish some tricks…

“I want to see Jupiter, by golly!”

And he’s sneaking out and murdering people like in SOUTH PARK!

Oh, that sneaky Fish! Of course he has to reach behind the panel to pull out his special claw tool.

Thought for sure was Poncho!

Go, fish.go!

Fish you devil ! Were the cats putting their paws in your bowl again ?

Fish has always been a simple, but charming character. Now we see it’s nasty side!

Get vertical blinds made out of PVC. Do NOT declaw your cats.

New York just made it illegal to declaw cats. We adopted a cat that belonged to an old lady who went into a home, and she had had him declawed. He’s crazy. He hates people. I call him Butthole.

If your furniture or drapes or whatever are more important than you cat- DON’T GET A CAT. I know Chaz inherited them, but he married her & she inherited Poncho!

Wow! A rare story twist. Fish framing the felines. Well done.

Where does the fish hide that long handled shiv during the day? And how does he hold it? When you examine this, it all falls apart…

That’s why we don’t have a goldfish.

Thanks for confirming. For a second I thought it was aliens.

You have cats things will get scratched live with it or don’t have animals. Think of all the damage a overactive kid does a heck of a lot more than the poor cat or dog (well unless you get the original Marley like we did).

The dark and destructive side of Fish emerges….. and no curtain is safe!!! Declawing aside, this is hilarious!

I have little white scars on my forearms from playing with cats over the years. Worth it.

Fish is a were-narwhal!

Do you know what declawing involves? NEVER declaw a cat.