Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 29, 2019

Witty comment goes HERE.

Digital watches cannot be accurate if you keep them on pause.

Cats’ internal clocks are more accurate than any digital watch.

Wow, a Pooch Cafe strip featuring a cat! Will wonders never cease!

Sorry cat, Poncho can’t help you, you see,……..he’s not a watch dog

Kookoo Kat Fit-bit?

Poncho probably changed the clock to play with the cat’s head ;-)

Cats don’t wear watches because all cats know that time exists to serve the cat, not the other way around. In other words, they handle time exactly the opposite of the way humans do.

My cat knows that I usually go to bed after a certain program. She comes in when there are about 2-3 minutes left & starts nagging me. She also decided I should have the light out by 9:00. It actually is when I do turn out the light, but she still starts nagging before & if I’m a little late…What’s sort of funnier is, my Fitbit is set for me to walk 250 steps each hour from 7am to 3pm. I was having a little trouble with the 2-3 & ignoring the 10 minute warning, but decided I should go for the 8 of 8. I mentioned it to my older sister who asked who said I needed to do the steps, I told he my Fitbit (it was a phone call so I couldn’t see her expressions. She asked who?? I repeated, my Fitbit. Then she commented “You take orders from your WATCH!”. Well if I do from my cat, why not my watch.

Have I just not noticed before, or is this the first time a cat has spoken in this strip? I can only recall them mostly sleeping or cleaning themselves in the past. In other words, behaving like real cats.

Two strips in a row with cats (and fish) and no Poncho! Where is he? MIA?

So, the cuckoo comes out at 1:55?

I presume the cat thinks a cuckoo should come out of her watch too?

It’s the clock that needs fixing, not the watch.

His watch is all cattywampus. Best get a Timex.