Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 30, 2019

Steinbauer sells a pest control service? How ironic.

Steinbauer has the perfect customer-to-be…a captive audience.;-D

Look at it this way Ralph, you got off easy with Steinbauer’s sales pitch. It could have been him wanting you to join his religion.;-D

It doesn’t work. You’re still here.

“I’m not interested. It obviously didn’t work with you”

I hope it’s that device that gets rid of vermin with ultrasonic sound waves. I want one for my apartment.

When this guy finishes with this arc, I wonder what moron will pick it up after that.

and the funny thing is (if you remember the beginning of the arc), that his wife still probably is vacuuming and not noticed her husband stuck in the doggie door!

This would be a great time for the Jehovah’s Witnesses or Mormons to show up.

Well, he does have a captive audience…….of one.

First let’s test it on you!

I’d like to see a dog come up and lick his face.