Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 15, 2019

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    You need to NOT bring Pierpoint with you on such trips.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That’s why they make spray-on sunscreen.

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    KenseidenXL  about 5 years ago

    Garden sprayer?

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    Never practice proctology on a porcupine.

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    hugewolf  about 5 years ago

    At least you’re not a proctologist with a skunk.

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    Nuliajuk  about 5 years ago

    Surely only us naked apes need sunscreen?

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    Stocky One  about 5 years ago

    I don’t get it. What does rock, paper, scissors have to do with sunscreen and a porcupine?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    We have enough prickly situations to deal with, thanks!

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    Steven Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Ah, I finally get it. The loser has to put the sunscreen on the porcupine.

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    rikkiTikki Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Spray on sunscreen guys.

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Somebody put sunscreen on that porc.

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    RobinHood  about 5 years ago

    Forgot Lizard, Spock

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Just don’t rub it in.

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Why does he need a sunscreen anyways

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 5 years ago

    No, NO, NO!

    Not the BUNNY!

    (…sobbing…)

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    rgcviper  about 5 years ago

    Personally, I prefer “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock” from “The Big Bang Theory” …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Q6-wMx-K8

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    chewitt Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I don’t get it at all…

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