Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 21, 2019

I think we’re ready for a radar gun.

He said “with the 8 iron”, right? Nailed it!

On in two. Putting for bird.

now if he could only hit the ball that far!

I’ve often thought I’d score better at golf if I could throw the club and carry the ball.

Always knew the Fink was a tosser!

A friend after many years convinced his wife to go golfing. On the first hole swung at the ball and whiffed. She picked up the ball, walked to the hole, dropped it in and said “That’s one”.

But do the clubs un-bend when wrapped around a tree? Do they float in ponds?

No biggie. I can hit sand traps and water hazards with clubs quite easily.

A club in one?

Wood he, or wouldn’t he?

Well that’s One way to do it.

As a shorter person, he has a disadvantage in how much force he can apply at the end of the club unless he’s unusually strong.

AAHHH! So I’m a lousy golfer ‘cuz I’m not adequately incentivized….got it!

“Can I reach the green with a seven iron?”

“Sure. If you hit it twice.”