Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 07, 2011

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    Yukoner  over 13 years ago

    On the way back you have to row.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 13 years ago

    Did the Fink invite Spook?

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    remiles51  over 13 years ago

    The King must be up to something. I can’t see him doing it out of the goodness of the stone he calls a heart.

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    Charles Evans Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Fun until the engines catch fire and you have to row.

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    magnamax  over 13 years ago

    Check your tickets. Do they mention a return?

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    gjsjr41  over 13 years ago

    Looks like they brought the castle along with them.

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    pamlicorat  over 13 years ago

    Bung has drunk the ship dry which is why he realizes it now. He is getting sober.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    I am offended by the constant jokes by Rodney and the Fink directed at us “Sobriety challenged” It’s not easy drinking oneself into this fatal malady. I have a million excuses (which I may have used more than once) to explain my less than stellar past performances. I have plans and dreams. Right now I’m planning to kick Spook and Turnkey out and build the wine-cellar of ID. Kindly distill al replies.

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    Sandfan  over 13 years ago

    “Captain, iceberg dead ahead!”

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I never thought the Fink was so generous.

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    If he’s on the boat and digging the wine cellar, he may have more challenges coming up, Lew. (After going down for the third time especially)

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    “Chef, Iceberg lettuce, dead ahead!”

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    freeholder1  over 13 years ago

    I believe he may have stumbled on board, become bored and looked for the boar hunting expedition.

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    twj0729  over 13 years ago

    Looks like the new Disney cruise ship. Love the castle on board!

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    Maybe he is taking some over to an island to drop them off to populate and claim it. After all, more taxes can be collected that way. also could be an English scenario of what they did with Australia many moons ago.

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    Destiny23  over 13 years ago

    I’ve never understood the point of spending a week on a boat if you can’t tell you’re on a boat! Your bedroom at home is probably a lot nicer than your tiny inner cabin on the ship.

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    jscam Premium Member over 13 years ago

    He must have been drinking hard for a couple of days.

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    SaunaBeach  over 13 years ago

    If you have to row, be glad the Fink that is King does not want to water ski!

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    gfredrickson85  over 13 years ago

    Is the ship named Titanic?

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    boldyuma  over 13 years ago

    Good news…bad news….

    Good news is Rodney and Bung are on the ship for a cruise….

    Bad news…the Fink want’s them to go water skiing… (Yeah…I know…)

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    TheAuldWan  over 13 years ago

    and his turn to row starts tomorrow.

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 13 years ago

    According to an ex-Navy officer friend of mine, it is easy to be on a carrier for days if not weeks and never see water.

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