Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 11, 2011

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 14 years ago

    Will he get a refund since he’s checking out early?

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    Cruising ain’t what it used to be.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    The scary side of “cruising for a bruising!”

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    Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    And the plank is the perfect punishment. Just who does he think he is?

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    Rakkav  almost 14 years ago

    An even more perfect punishment would’ve been letting him eat. This is an “Idiot” ship, after all.

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    Hillbillyman  almost 14 years ago

    This reminds me of a story I wrote about a man who was arrested at a dessert bar for cutting his own pie slice.

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    rshive  almost 14 years ago

    The food bill was over budget anyway!

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    pamlicorat  almost 14 years ago

    You know, that is a good idea for a new cruise line…Pirate Cruises. You could have searches for buried treasure, Rum lounges, skeet shooting with cannons, and top it off with rape and pillage night.

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    freeholder1  almost 14 years ago

    Well, doing all the buffet lines WILL give you a large butt.

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    ilsapadu  almost 14 years ago

    Where were they when that aho cut in front of a thousand people while we waited to get off the ship to go into Key West?

    The reason we the mass didn’t beat him was to save his mortified wife more embarrassment.

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    Destiny23  almost 14 years ago

    I hope they do that to people who talk on their cell phones in the theatre too!

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    coffeeturtle  almost 14 years ago

    sounds like a good idea… ;-)

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    SaunaBeach  almost 14 years ago

    Sax = sex in the sack

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    cheetahqueen  almost 14 years ago

    Destiny23, there is a very special hell for those people!

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    SarahSaroca  about 6 years ago

    This remember… almost a pirate ship.

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