Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 20, 2019

Time to consult an Actuary.

Of course Adam’s ready to go for it. What else?

“I’ve pictured the awesomeness many times.”

Now picture the bloody tragedy soon to follow. Pass!

depends…is it still the coffee cup tub or the older one?

Don’t forget to include the bills from the paramedics, emergency room, and doctors bills into the numbers. You can be sure it will be awesome!

My godson and his brothers used to JUMP from the roof into the pool. The slide sounds pretty good to me.

Adam’s coming around to it; you can tell.

Maybe get one of those computer programs where he can mock it up. That would keep him busy for a little while.

Now you HAVE to build it.

Yes. Please. A roof slide is epic. Come on, the paramedics can get here in no time.

Call the Darwin Award videographers

Numbers? Well the potential for bone breakage is off the charts.

The only pool they have is an inflated wading pool.

His wife must be on constant alert for his hare-brained ideas, and his kids have learned to ‘play’ him!!

If the pool isn’t filled with piranhas it’s just not fun…

The Property Brothers did this for their Vegas house, but they had a big, salt water pool, not the kiddie version.