That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for August 06, 2019

Ted cared about the environment, but he drew the line at giving up his plastic straws.

Edward Scissorhands‘ great-grandfather.

Have brushes. Will travel.

Whatever you do, do not make fun of Bud’s sharp stick collection.

Mackerel flavored Twizzlers put a smile on your face …not!

The real he-man; you can stick him in the middle of the Sahara with a few twigs and he’ll build a village.

This is embarrassing!

Guess he "DREW^, the short-straw !

A snip snip here, a snip snip there and he was a she….Walk on the wild side!

Tom’s first day selling pencils on the corner sucked; he even forgot his cup.

“How do you use these chopsticks?”

About to devour some poorly held beef jerky.

What’s wrong with his left arm? The rest of him is a little strange, but in a prosaic fashion, but that arm looks like some sort of fleshy club

Short straw mows the lawn.

Kerplunk champion

“And here, class, we have a sample nude selfie from the days before cameras … or nudity. Back then, the wait time between the request and the delivery could be long, since the paint had to dry, so most people lost interest. Besides, after waiting that long, it was pretty damn certain the subject wouldn’t look like his pic by the time it finally arrived.”

He was just a kid from the sticks/ but he knew some pretty good tricks/ he assailed his oppressors/ with tongue depressors/ and arms like enormous..toothpicks.

Stop calling me Stick Man!

Ancestor of the guy with scissor hands?

Whoever draws the short straw…shaves my back.

Edward trying to decide which of his nose pickers to use.

A 1902 selfie of a millennial shortly after being forced to cut off his man-bun due to the community’s overnight decision to label them “uncool bruh”.

“Brush Up Your Shakespeare!”

Self-portrait: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Eliseu_Visconti_-_Autorretrato_-_1902.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artcyclopedia.com/artists/visconti_eliseu.html 

https://www.portovenereart.com/Artists/3179 

https://www.wikiart.org/en/eliseu-visconti 

https://www.encyclopedia.com/humanities/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/visconti-eliseu-dangelo-1866-1944 

https://eliseuvisconti.com.br/ 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the last in Portuguese, again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to than what’s perhaps pointed to by the title URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/10/17?comments=visible 

has the prior (my comment there included the artist info pointed to by the earlier Portuguese URL; but, that website has since been reorganized, and the artist info URL in that comment no longer works).

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2258 (August 5, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Is that the wall of a high-security penitentiary behind him, with a butt painted on it?

“I picked you some pretty flowers, but I got a bit hungry on the way over.”

@Linguist

“When your baby is pleading for pleasure

Let her sample your Measure for Measure

Brush up your Shakespeare

And they’ll all kow-tow – Forsooth

And they’ll all kow-tow – I’ faith

And they’ll all kow-tow"

To make sure I understand … If I buy these 4 … … … I get this one for free?

Pixie Sticks, are they a candy or a game?