Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 02, 2019

Well, probably she will watch a movie at some point.

I usually do my shopping at night, so the few times I’ve shopping in the morning or afternoon I’ve often said “goodnight” to the cashiers.

It’s like when a cab driver says to have a nice flight. …You too.

Ralph reminds me of Jimminy Cricket….lol!

Ingrained habits – hard to shake.

A pretty girl often makes a man a fool.

Comedian Brian Regan did something like this once.

I don’t know how many countless times a waitress or waiter has said enjoy your meal and I replied with you too.

I’m just waiting for one day one of them to sit down and say sure let’s have at it.

Yes, there is nothing that will cause a man to have his brain turn to mush as fast as a pretty girl.

And almost nothing as enjoyable. Been there, done that.

Well, at least this time he got actual words to come out of his mouth instead of drool and squeaks!