Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 27, 2019

I left my harp in Sam Clam’s disco.

I like Ralph picking up his peanut suitcase.

Are they headed for Halloween land or Christmas land?

Cleveland don’t want your stinkin spleen! UGH

He’s got a lot of spleenin’ to do…

How many countries named for his citizenship? Love to see THAT passport…

Well, if you left it with the Cleveland Clinic, your spleen’s in good hands. But Silicon Valley doesn’t know a thing about hearts, so you’re out of luck there.

Ewww. Nothing worse than a lost spleen on the loose

I left my trousers in Edinburgh. True story.

I sent my sinuses to Arizona..I sent my liver to Peru.

Forgot it at the Grateful Head concert.

Heck, I always figured the C-3.

ROAD TRIP!

Those missing spleens will get ya if you’re not careful, too.

Made me chuckle.