Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 26, 2019

You would think Rosalyn would know better by now.

yeah, I’m likin’ this

And PUSH!

Calvin’s face in Panel 4 is incredible.

and to thinkIactuallyfelt sorry for this brat after being bullied at school!!

Rosalyn is going to get what she deserves.

Yep

The only scary thing around is a little monster who was put to bed at 6:30.

Calvin, you cunning little imp, you!

Shades of Charlie Brown and Lucy!

And when Mom and Dad get home, extreme hazardous duty pay will be dutifully paid by Dad.

The little imp is not to be trusted!

Don’t open the door, Rosalyn! That’s how the monster gets inside. Sheesh! It’s like she didn’t go to babysitter school or ever watch a horror movie.

Is it just me, or does that last panel look like Calvin is sniffing Rosalyn’s butt?

This a repeat?

They’re all repeats.

Right…a young girl is going to step outside at night when someone hears suspicious noises…

I locked the little monster I had to babysit in HIS room. He climbed out onto the roof (2 stories high) to escape……

Well, I suppose the eternal cycle of Calvin vs the baby sitter will roll on. Sort of like the saturday cartoons of old. The coyote will never catch the roadrunner.

This cannot end well

Calvin, I’d think twice about what you are about to do. Rosalyn may kill you and tell your parents you died.

Well when life gives you lemons

What could go wrong?

The trick to overcoming Calving plots is duct taping him to the wall before checking his claims. His parents would totally understand.

It’s THE one…Rosalyn gets what she deserves…who puts a kid to bed at 6:30?