Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 12, 2011
February 11, 2011
February 13, 2011
Transcript:
from the tip top secretive dossiers of S.P.E.A.R. subject: li'l moxie gumption first apperance: 12-4-06 affiliations: lifetime subscriber to "switchblade fancy." History: orphaned and raised in a cannery, moxie grew up working every day and envying those "pampered orphanage brats." talents: star of a long running girl adventurer strip, she's loaded, but she's also actually 75 years old (ref: 12-7-06). hobbies: she spends most of her time gambling at the docks, trying to impress ralston, and fending off scrappy lad's advances as violently as possible. drink of choice: "bloody gary" (choklit malted with tabasco sauce.)
zero over 13 years ago
Your basic sociopath, into bestiality.
Christopher Shea over 13 years ago
Shouldn’t her drink of choice be Ovaltine?
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
Should be the last one of these, I think.
Raise your Drink of Choice and wish the S.P.E.A.R. Files a fond-but-speedy farewell…
mrsullenbeauty over 13 years ago
Wow, they looked diff’rent back then, EDG.
Oh, come on, Fritz; with jokes like “Switchblade Fancy”, the S.P.E.A.R. files don’t tickle your fancy?
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
They’re all right, and I’ve enjoyed them, but I’m more than ready for them to go away…
Airboy20 over 13 years ago
To quote Eddie Valiant: “Into rabbits, huh?”