Kliban by B. Kliban for August 30, 2019

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    Gro-Kwik?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    The spice of life….

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    coltish1  about 5 years ago

    Make sure you’re standing next to George Clooney or Scarlett Johansson.

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    chromosome Premium Member about 5 years ago

    A really tall salesman came to our lab selling cell growth media. I asked him what he used and if I could get some.

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    Agapostemon  about 5 years ago

    Now that’s what you call assimilation.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  about 5 years ago

    Reminds me of a song a friend of mine wrote, the chorus of which includes “Our wives are different heights/It’s suburban diversity”.

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    carlzr  about 5 years ago

    When the Invasion of the Body Snatchers doesn’t work exactly the right way.

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    Next comes the Brain Bleach!

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    Herb L 1954  about 5 years ago

    I resemble that remark ;~|

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    djlactin  about 5 years ago

    Might be funnier if the ‘cured’ person was more handsome than the ‘curers’.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    gives a whole new meaning to “take a powder”…

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    bklibancats  about 5 years ago

    bad batch

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